(as 'K' ) : Rain
(as 'D' ) : Captain's Log, Stardate 2009.310: It is raining. Kirk out.
K: Goddammit, Jim, it can't rain on a ship. You're not supposed to make log entries while on shoreleave!
D: Captain's Log, Supplemental: On Shore Leave with Bones. It is raining. He looks good wet. Kirk out.
K: Jim. There has to be some regulation against this. And DON'T SAY ANYTHING. I AM NOT BLUSHING.
D: Captain's Log, Supplemental: I think Bones can hear what I'm saying. Will investigate further. Kirk out.
K: Investigate my ass!
D: Captain's Log, Supplemental: Chief Medical Officer Leonard McCoy has just insinuated we begin a sexual relationship. Finally. This has been a long time in the making. I will update the log in a few hours with details of his sexual prowess. Kirk out.
K: Oh wait. Shit. That was not an invitation.
D: Captain's Log, Supplemental: It appears I misinterpreted Leonard's meaning. That was awkward. Kirk out.
K: Awkward is the understatement of the century. Um.
D: Well. When you said, "Investigate my ass," I thought you meant literally. With my hands. It was an easy mistake to make.
K: Well, that's a relief. The way your mind works, I woulda thought you'd want to investigate with more than your hands.
D: I was getting there. The hands were just the foreplay
K: And WHY ARE YOU LOGGING THIS? Now there's NO WAY IN HELL that I'll have sex with you. Spock would read about it.
D: No one ever reads the supplemental logs. Not even Spock.
D: So wait. The reason you wouldn't have sex with me is fear of Spock reading about it. Done. I won't log a word about it.
K: Wait. No wait, that's not what I...AUGH! You already logged it! And Uhura is probably monitoring this frequency!
D: Nah, she and Spock are on Shore Leave too. They're probably fucking now. So what do you say?
D: I've always wanted to know, and you've done physicals on him, right? What does a Vulcan penis look like?
K: OH MY GOD JIM, ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY ASS OR SPOCK'S DICK? I've half a mind to tell him you asked and then watch Uhura make you "boldly go" through a slow and painful death...*sigh* I never get a chance to live my fantasies.
D: I'm just CURIOUS as to what it looks like! I don't want him! That's an honor reserved for you and your ass alone! Wait, what fantasy is this?
K: Well, there's on decision that will actually be GOOD for you health. Uhura can be pretty damn possessive. Um. *cough* That's just...The one I reserve for when you really piss me off.
D: Oh, do share, doctor.
K: I already told you. D:< I dream of the day when someone beats out of your pretty head the notion that you can hit on anything you damn well please. But okay, I guess I'll admit I'd like your cranium to remain intact.
D: Dammit. That was not the fantasy I was hoping for.
K: What were you hoping for then?
D: Well...You know...*ahem* A Captain loves a good spanking.
K: ....Goddammit...I'm trying to focus on enjoying my shore leave, stop being so distracting!
D: Oh. Trust me. The intent is to make it even MORE enjoyable.
K: ...Stop joking around. I'm too old for your taste anyway. And it wouldn't be enjoyable since I know I might as well be someone else. Might as well be Cupcake.
D: Okay, first off, YOU =/= CUPCAKE, BONES. EW. NO. Second, you are not old.
K: Well. Thank God for that. Cupcake is...Not the most attractive of men.
D: You, on the otherhand Bones, are certainly one of the most attractive men.
K: What a compliment, coming from you. I remember you once mentioning that Cupcake might not be so horrible with a couple drinks in you. D: How many drinks do you have in you right now?
D: Six or seven... BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, BONES.


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This is kind of normal for us. Um. I don't know why. Boredom, and the ability to text? CELLPHONES? AH I HAVE NEVER ROLEPLAYED BEFORE THESE TEXTING CONVOS, BUT THIS WAS SO SO SO FUN. TEEHEE. Normally I'm Kirk though...hurrm, some role reversal up in hurr.

again, I was 'K' who was 'McCoy', and was 'D' who was 'Kirk', and this was all done in text messages between our phones. She, the angelic soul, did all the work and typed it up. I just take the credit and post these things. (<--THIS is why I normally RP Kirk...personality similarity.)